The dude is 22 and continually pushing
his hair out of his right eye
while simultaneously talking shit.
His chief accomplishments to this point
are a C average, a job
delivering pizzas,
and a perfected belligerence
bordering on sociopathic
that he aims at all authority.
Even if he didn't have acne,
he would not be handsome. Even so,
the dude thinks highly of himself.
What he lacks in looks and brains
he makes up for in angry sarcasm
and foulmouthed hooliganism.
Many people despise him, but
he shakes it off with heroic
American determination.
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