Thursday, December 3, 2015

Cruise Ship Food Poisoning.

Got a call from an electronic woman
in Kissimmee, Florida tonight who assured me
I'd won a cruise for two.

Having not been born recently, being 
deathly afraid of cruise ship food poisoning,
not to mention my possession of

a general mistrust of all things Florida,
I hung up. Sometimes a robo-call
is just too good to be true.


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