Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Saturday, March 21, 2015

The Awful Moment when Birds became Cell Phones and Nature Seemingly Ceased to Hold Relevance.

I was driving
my son to soccer practice
when I heard a high pitched song
which I mistook
for a cell phone ring tone.

He corrected me,
as is his habit, with attitude 

and middle school condescension,
That was a bird, Dad.

I thanked him and
wondered when
this subtle shift in perception
would render my river
unrecognizable.



Saturday, March 7, 2015

Another Theory of Relativity (for Bryan Ashkettle, an idea man)

My back gave up on shoveling snow in the second week 
of February, right around the time my station wagon refused to start.

In a somewhat alarming discovery, I realize
my friend Bryan had my best recent ideas 10 years ago.

In other developments, 

I have a conversation with Jim in which we discuss 
the fact that nothing happened 10 years ago - it is now 15 - 20.

Everything is now relative to my advanced age.

My station wagon sits lonely in a snow-covered lot 
on Cleveland Street.  If you need a ride, don't call me,

likewise for shoveling. If you'd like an idea
of what I'll be doing in 10 years, call Bryan.