Ellen complains because she thinks no one is listening.
Patty complains to cover up the fact that he is, by far, the most ineffective employee in the billing department.
Sharon complains because those in charge seem to be, in the words of her grandmother, "just nincompoops."
Eddie complains because it passes the time until happy hour.
Keith complains because he believes it to be his patriotic duty.
Marilyn complains because the cafeteria soup is served lukewarm. Who serves lukewarm soup? Every goddam day?
Todd complains in order to belittle his coworkers so he can get a leg up on the available promotion to sales director.
Sandy complains because her kids are ungrateful assholes.
Brandon complains because there's nothing else to do.
Natalie complains because she's rich, doesn't need this dead-end job, and thinks it helps her to fit in.
Matt complains because it allows him to tell stories, and drop the occassional f-bomb which, in this crowd, is just fucking funny.
Josh complains because anger is better than loneliness.
Shelly complains to cover up that she is completely hung over after a shameful night soaked in coconut rum.
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