It's about time we went into the studio to record this shit.

Some kid told me he'd seen a picture

of me standing on a countertop.

I smiled. You cannot believe everything

you see.

We should record an album together,

call it "Companionable Silence." Listeners

will find it strangely satisfying.

You see,

like a lot of people, I'm tired

of a lot of things like people who stand 

on countertops for comedic effect.